I have made several sock monkeys for some very special friends.
I use a lot of vintage items to give each monkey their own one
of a kind personality.
They call me Sassy Cindy
and those who know me well
Think that I get a little windy
with all the stories that I tell!
My name is Mistress Mindy
I'm slow but seldom tardy
I'm fabulously FRIENDLY
I'm the life of every party♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
RAH-RAH RITA IS MY NAME
I'M MOMMAS' WILD ONE
I'M FULL OF SPIRIT AND HARD TO TAME
CUZ GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥
My name is "Chelsey Chatterbox"
I'm magical monkey wild
I love to laugh I love to talk
You can bet yer bananna I'll make you smile!
MY NAME IS TOOTY TWINKLETOES
I'M CLUMSY AND I'M CUTE
EVERYONE AROUND ME KNOWS
I GO BANANAS OVER FRUIT!♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
They call me "Dingy Daisy"
but momma thinks I'm clever
I'm wild and I'm crazy
I'm your B.M.F. forever
Best Monkey Friend
My name is Johnny Gigolo
the girls all think I'm bangin'
You can catch me on the down-low
cuz that's usually where I'm hangin'
They call me "Princess Potty Mouth"
my given name is Hannah
I hope that those of you who judge me
will choke on a banana
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MY NAME IS "PUSSY WILLOWS KATZ"
I LOVE MY FURRY CRITTERS
I'M NOT TOO FOND OF STINKIN' RATS
THEY JUST GIVE ME THE JITTERS
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My name is Bobby Barbeque-er
Sometimes I get a little cranky
I might just poke you with my skewer
And if you're cute I'll let you spank me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteThank you Julie-Ann! I'm glad you got a kick out of them :-) !
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