Saturday, February 26, 2011

Dear God Wish List from a Dear Dog

My sweet Cuz sent me this list today and I thought it was a hoot!

Dear God: Here is a list of

just some of the things I must remember

to be a good Dog:

1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats

it or after he throws it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,

crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's

underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's

crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand

straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before

entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside,

and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living

room, and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',

so when I play with him and he makes that noise,

it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,

may I have my testicles back?

-- Lost time is never found again." - Benjamin Franklin

Priceless :)LOL!!!!


  1. Oh dear, you've put me right off having a dog.....


  2. Oh dear ! I have 6...
    where do you suppose that leaves me?