Okay..first of all (not trying to offend anyone here)....but the topic of farting?
And yes even ladies do tend to fart from time to time heh-heh.....
Today in a very busy store ..my tummy was rumbling....(I used to be able to )
"shoot out a few silence-ers"
(like a real NON-FARTING
re-fined lady would) LOL...
But I busted it out Today
yes I did!
once I ripped it roared!
...and it was
like I opened up the doors
of the worst fart in history...
I AM NOT TRYING TO KID
YOU HERE ONE BIT!...
I laughed sooo hard at myself for
actually doing this...
I almost peed my pants trying
to roll my basket into the other
lane and trying to blame it on my hubby!
Bring on the BEANO :)
Bring it on!!!!
I am a lady...
And yes sometimes I produce some very very
You should have been on aisle 7 today
You are lucky you weren't..
Bring on the beano! Bring it on!!!! LOL!!!!