And yes even ladies do tend to fart from time to time heh-heh.....
Today in a very busy store ..my tummy was rumbling....(I used to be able to )
"shoot out a few silence-ers"
(like a real NON-FARTING
re-fined lady would) LOL...
But I busted it out Today
yes I did!
once I ripped it roared!
...and it was
like I opened up the doors
of the worst fart in history...
SERIOUSLY
I AM NOT TRYING TO KID
YOU HERE ONE BIT!...
I laughed sooo hard at myself for
actually doing this...
I almost peed my pants trying
to roll my basket into the other
lane and trying to blame it on my hubby!
Bring on the BEANO :)
Bring it on!!!!
Yes...
I am a lady...
And yes sometimes I produce some very very
serious flatulence...
You should have been on aisle 7 today
Actually.....~~~~
You are lucky you weren't..
LOL!
Love this! One of my daughter-in-law's gifts for the holidays is a Fart Extinguisher because she lives in a houseful of active males, worst being her husband,my son!
ReplyDeleteThanks Barb :) Now I know what to put on my Christmas "Wish List" :)
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